A balding future

A balding future
Posted by The Rookie on May 30, 2002 at 20:54:30: Previous Next

Hi all.

Sitting in a large crowd recently I took a moment out from listening to the speaker to take a look round. What I noticed surprises and perturbs me somewhat. I scanned the crowd to find that a huge majority of the men were balding (more than were not anyway). Now, I have no data to confirm this but it seems to me that male pattern baldness is on the increase.
True or false? I don’t know.

With exception to those treatments prescribed by dermatologists, I feel that certain treatments (e.g., rubbing a range of natural products into your scalp) and preventative treatments (e.g., not wearing hats too much) aren’t scientifically sound. So I was wondering if anyone had any ideas or any evidence to suggest the causes or reasons for male pattern baldness.

Pondering this question for a while a scary thought entered my mind. Why does pattern baldness effect mainly men and not women? Well, what do men do to their hair that women tend not to? The answer is of course cut their hair very short and very frequently. What I am getting at is reasonably short hairstyles for men have been in fashion for I would guess a few hundred years (maybe longer in some cultures). If men have been continually cropping their hair for this time (and even shorter styles, e.g. – the complete buzz cut seem to be popular) perhaps through evolution - if you prescribe to the writings of Mr. Darwin - nature has decided that if we are gonna cut it, why bother growing it?

I would be delighted to here other theories and also someone dispute my argument. After all, if it is evolutionary then I doubt there is a perfect cure for the individual. In conclusion I would say that I for one shall be continuing to grow my hair and very infrequently dare to trim it. If not for the sakes of future hairy male generations, then for the sakes of the already longhaired minorities.

Good night America…where ever you are.



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