Miss Manners' take on long hair pulling

Miss Manners' take on long hair pulling
Posted by Bill on November 02, 2001 at 13:24:46: Previous Next

This was in today's paper. It is a real hoot....

Dear Miss Manners: I have very long, well-taken-care-of hair. The issue is this: Whenever I go out in public, complete strangers walk up to me and start playing with my hair, raking their fingers through it or even pulling it to see if it's real. What would be an appropriate way to tell them to stop wituout making anyone feel uncomfortable?

Gentle Reader: The correct thing to say when a stranger grabs you by the hair is, "Help!" If you sincerely want to make such a person feel comfortable, you could instead say "Mmmmm," but Miss Manners regrets to tell you that this will not encourage anyone to stop.


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