Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02: Previous Next
Hey Guys:
Is it just me or is anyone else sick of being told they have a mullet when their hair is all one length? This whole mullet "phenomenon" makes me sick! I wish the word wasn't invented because there is a large percentage of people who think if a guy has long hair he automatically has a mullet. I attend university and haven't been made fun of personally to my face but I do get the passers by who chuckle and whisper under their pathetic breath "mullet". I find walking around down town is worse as people are so sad as to roll down their windows and shout "mullet!" or "get a haircut!". Whoever invented the mullet word, and these "mullet hunter" web pages should be shot. I'm not saying people should go and grow mullets but why can't other people just let people look the way they want to? It's almost like having long hair nowadays is like being a racial minority in a white supremist world. That may sound a bit harsh but this is a rant and I am done.
Re: Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by headbanger on November 07, 2001 at 19:59:34: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
i know exactly what you are talking about. some of my friends for a while(not anymore) used to jokingly call me "the mullet." just stick with it and once the hair on the side of your head is long enough to cover your ears than wear it out, no matter how ugly it might look. then youll get all kinds of humorus comments like "so you growing your mullet out?" and"whoah, wered all that hair come from?"
Re: Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 21:04:02: Previous Next
In Reply to: Re: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by headbanger on November 07, 2001 at 19:59:34:
: i know exactly what you are talking about. some of my friends for a while(not anymore) used to jokingly call me "the mullet." just stick with it and once the hair on the side of your head is long enough to cover your ears than wear it out, no matter how ugly it might look. then youll get all kinds of humorus comments like "so you growing your mullet out?" and"whoah, wered all that hair come from?"
Headbanger:
The sad thing is I have hair going down to my chin covering my ears; I don't wear it like u said all the time; sometimes I just like to mid part it, and tuck it behind my ears, but that's when I get the most mullet comments. By the way good looking hair you have, looks almost exactly like mine; although I have a bit of length on you:P
Ponytail instead
Posted by Dave on November 07, 2001 at 21:47:01: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
I'm at the point where I expect the false "mullet" comments to start coming in soon... As soon as they start I'm going to begin tieing the back up in a small ponytail.
Re: Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by Mulletless in Michigan on November 08, 2001 at 08:55:21: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
: Is it just me or is anyone else sick of being told they have a mullet when their hair is all one length?
Had a mullet for many years. Also had long hair for many other
years. Never heard the word mentioned. Nobody knew what a
mullet was. Went to hairdressers, none of them even knew what one
was. Must be a local thing for you.
Re: Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by Slack on November 08, 2001 at 14:19:31: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
I was amused by some of the mullet sites, but none of those really suggested harrassing people or even speaking to them(not like the Haircut Reserves, which suggested physical assault, harrasment and abuse, which they denied on the same pages they did it on).
I used to have a mullet, but that was the late 80's so it was more chic (Duran Duran had mullets, you know).
I don't see how they could be confused-it's essentially only long in back. Maybe they're just stupid. I hear various comments from local idiots. These people are beneath me, though. What kind of dull-witted, worthless trash heckles someone out of a car window? I guess it's best they're cowards who roam in herds, though.
Me and another guy had more full, lush mullets, not so ratty and butchered like some.
(I didn't hear this 'mullet' word til recently, we thought mullets were just a local phenomenon. We named it after our county, along with straight haired girls with that one poof thing on the front of their head.)
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: Hey Guys:
: Is it just me or is anyone else sick of being told they have a mullet when their hair is all one length? This whole mullet "phenomenon" makes me sick! I wish the word wasn't invented because there is a large percentage of people who think if a guy has long hair he automatically has a mullet. I attend university and haven't been made fun of personally to my face but I do get the passers by who chuckle and whisper under their pathetic breath "mullet". I find walking around down town is worse as people are so sad as to roll down their windows and shout "mullet!" or "get a haircut!". Whoever invented the mullet word, and these "mullet hunter" web pages should be shot. I'm not saying people should go and grow mullets but why can't other people just let people look the way they want to? It's almost like having long hair nowadays is like being a racial minority in a white supremist world. That may sound a bit harsh but this is a rant and I am done.
It's Joe Dirt's fault!!!
Posted by gilee on November 08, 2001 at 16:49:25: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
My hair is a little longer in the back than in the front but not much. But because I tuck the sides behind my ears I guess people think I have a mullet. It doesn't really bother me though because by them saying that must mean my hair is startin to get long!!!! But until that Joe Dirt movie came out I didn't even know what a mullet was. Evidently so did everybody else. But to me a mullet is when your hair is SHORT on the sides and top but long in the back. Dee Snider has THE mullet. If you know who I'm talking about.
: Hey Guys:
: Is it just me or is anyone else sick of being told they have a mullet when their hair is all one length? This whole mullet "phenomenon" makes me sick! I wish the word wasn't invented because there is a large percentage of people who think if a guy has long hair he automatically has a mullet. I attend university and haven't been made fun of personally to my face but I do get the passers by who chuckle and whisper under their pathetic breath "mullet". I find walking around down town is worse as people are so sad as to roll down their windows and shout "mullet!" or "get a haircut!". Whoever invented the mullet word, and these "mullet hunter" web pages should be shot. I'm not saying people should go and grow mullets but why can't other people just let people look the way they want to? It's almost like having long hair nowadays is like being a racial minority in a white supremist world. That may sound a bit harsh but this is a rant and I am done.
Actually,
Posted by SHF on November 17, 2001 at 13:31:32: Previous Next
In Reply to: It's Joe Dirt's fault!!! posted by gilee on November 08, 2001 at 16:49:25:
I think the "Joe Dirt" movie came out after many people nationwide started making mullet jokes. There were many mullet mocking websites around way before "Joe Dirt" hit the screen.
Re: Sick of mullet jokes!
Posted by Longhaired Boy on November 12, 2001 at 12:26:33: Previous Next
In Reply to: Sick of mullet jokes! posted by Carlos on November 07, 2001 at 18:59:02:
: Hey Guys:
: Is it just me or is anyone else sick of being told they have a mullet when their hair is all one length? This whole mullet "phenomenon" makes me sick! I wish the word wasn't invented because there is a large percentage of people who think if a guy has long hair he automatically has a mullet. I attend university and haven't been made fun of personally to my face but I do get the passers by who chuckle and whisper under their pathetic breath "mullet". I find walking around down town is worse as people are so sad as to roll down their windows and shout "mullet!" or "get a haircut!". Whoever invented the mullet word, and these "mullet hunter" web pages should be shot. I'm not saying people should go and grow mullets but why can't other people just let people look the way they want to? It's almost like having long hair nowadays is like being a racial minority in a white supremist world. That may sound a bit harsh but this is a rant and I am done.
Here in Germany it's not different ! Here must here Jokes about you, that you have a Vokuhila(VOrneKUrzHIntenLAng - Infront short Behind long) ! It sux, but many People haven't got other things to do, but only nerve you because of your Hair ! :(
PS : Sorry 4 my bad English