Quick Retort
Posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53: Previous Next
While in the elevator of my high-rise apartment building, I was among a group of neighbors and strangers. A woman whom I did not know was standing there, her hair absolutely parched by too many perms and tints.
She glared at me and said: "I think you could use a haircut".
Without missing a beat, I replied, "I think you could use an industrial-size bottle of conditioner!"
Her mouth fell open and I gave her that "you-wanna-f***-with-me-some-more?" stare. You should have heard the snickering among the rest of the folks in the elevator!!!
he...he...Lol
Posted by LucksKind on March 05, 2003 at 14:40:48: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
WoW, that 'lady' had some nerve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by Mark Ellott on March 05, 2003 at 15:08:18: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
Sometimes it all comes together and the repartee just flows off the tongue. A moment like that is one to savour.
Luvvit :-D
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by nWo_Slapnut on March 05, 2003 at 16:08:45: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
Thanks for sharing that amusing story with the board. That woman got exactly what she deserved, in my opinion.
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by Petros on March 05, 2003 at 17:41:26: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
Oh yeah!!! She had that one coming! That was a moment which will keep you warm and happy for years to come. Good job!
Petros
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by Shaun on March 05, 2003 at 20:11:58: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
Maybe you could say something like this instead "I think you need to shave your head and start all over". That would probably have more sting to it (in addition to being true)
: While in the elevator of my high-rise apartment building, I was among a group of neighbors and strangers. A woman whom I did not know was standing there, her hair absolutely parched by too many perms and tints.
: She glared at me and said: "I think you could use a haircut".
: Without missing a beat, I replied, "I think you could use an industrial-size bottle of conditioner!"
: Her mouth fell open and I gave her that "you-wanna-f***-with-me-some-more?" stare. You should have heard the snickering among the rest of the folks in the elevator!!!
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by Justin on March 05, 2003 at 22:24:47: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
Great retort. Bravo!
Apparently she, (as so many others) knows everything there is to know about everyone elses business.............BUT HER OWN!
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by Joe Cool on March 05, 2003 at 22:36:30: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
BRILLIANT!
Re: Quick Retort
Posted by JimEd on March 07, 2003 at 00:25:37: Previous Next
In Reply to: Quick Retort posted by gah2dantz on March 05, 2003 at 14:21:53:
hee hee hee