Thoughts on a Friday Night

Thoughts on a Friday Night
Posted by Chris on February 20, 2004 at 21:58:30: Previous Next

Here's what's running through my mind tonight.

First, a milestone of sorts - my hair is now getting in the way of eating. If I lean forward over a plate of food, my bangs will sometimes fall forward and get in my food and my mouth. Ugh. Unpleasant, I know, but it means they're getting longer.

Second, an observation. It seems to me there are two types of long-haired men. There are men who wear their hair long, taking care of it, styling it, etc. And then there are men who simply have long hair and do nothing with it.

Third, an accusation, I guess. Maybe it's just me, but I think there are some people here who one might call "hair fascists." Hair must never be cut, ever, for any reason whatsoever. Anyone who has a trim or haircut of any kind for any reason is a heretic and unworthy of living. You know who you are. Which brings me to...

Finally, a realization. I'm not so sure that what I want is "long hair." While on vacation I stopped in at BRGallagher's studio. We chatted a while. I looked at a lot of photos. It seems to me (and Bruce, you're welcome to comment with your observations) that the styles I really liked weren't necessarily LONG, just shaggy.

I'll be honest with you all. I'm not into the whole hair down to my waist thing. My brother has that. It's not for me. I don't think it looks good on me. Frankly, I don't think it looks good on him. It's not our fault, we just don't come from exceptional genes, and I think it takes an incredibly striking man to pull off that sort of long hair. (I can feel the anger rising off the fascists from item three already.)

That said, I'm still trying to make it to August, because I'm still in some latent awkward stage and even when I finally do beg someone to do SOMETHING to style this mop, I want it to be a LONG style, as long as it HAS style.

So there's my four cents for the night (inflation.) Go ahead. Flame me. Support me. Whatever. I just needed to say this publicly.

Chris
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