The Poem That Says It All

The Poem That Says It All
Posted by Rokker on January 29, 2003 at 09:50:33: Previous Next

Aaahhhh...the memories of my youth
It inspires me to share the truth
Remember feathered hair?
In the late 70s and early 80s you saw it everywhere
Guys, girls with hair short and long
Feathered it, layered it, oh man it was so wrong!
Looking back at the pictures I can't help but laugh out loud
For those people were so damned proud
Of a style that even then I knew looked silly as $hit
But they thought I was crazy, while the style was a big hit
Then came the mullet, the latest in hair fashion
Everyone wanted to look like a popular hockey player with a passion
Short in the front, long in the back...oh yeah, it was so cool
Could I be the only one who thought it made you look like a fool?
It was the first haircut that screamed "white trash"
It said "I live in a trailer, 'cause I'm short on cash"
But people said I was crazy, that just long all over was not nearly as nice
No one would listen though, no one took my advice
The 90s ended and the mullet went with it
Now we have the latest trend that looks like $hit
Hockey players are the past, wrestlers are no the new craze
The undercut look is now drawing praise
It's the latest statement that screams white trash, or so it is to me
It says I belong on Jerry Springer and I'm a RASSLER wannabe
So take my advice, for I've had long hair for over 25 years and I know
Silly looking styles come, and eventually they go
Do you want people in ten years to look at a picture of you
And say "dude, what's up with stupid hairdo?"
Yes, they'll laugh at the picture for a little while
And share the experience and make everyone laugh and smile
Give longhairs a good name by keeping it long and clean
Avoid the nasty white trash styles, if you know what I mean
Look and act respectful and always be polite
Help make us longhairs a pretty sight
The mullet gave longhairs a bad name
And the undercut is doing the same
Be YOURSELF, not the wrestler (RASSLER) some admire and adore
Because I've kept it long for 25 years, and plan to go 25 more!
I speak from experience, I know what I'm talking about
So believe what I say, for you have no reason to doubt!


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