Its UNOFFICIAL - I'm a longhair!

Its UNOFFICIAL - I'm a longhair!
Posted by Sorted on March 18, 2004 at 12:24:49: Previous Next

As usual its when I hit the town with my mates that I tend to get these little incidents which I feel I should share with the rest of you.

I'd gone out with my Brother and a mate to see a small gig played by a local band, we got a table in this bar pretty near the stage, and it didn't take long for the gig to kick off and a solitary girl to get up and dance by herself infront of the band.

Pleased with the response the bands frontman decided to encourage more people to get up and dance: "Someone get up and dance with this young lady." He shouts over the mike.

Given my idea of dancing is basically bouncing on the spot, I decided to remain seated, besides, she wasn't my type. But my brother had other ideas and started pushing me out of my seat, encouraging me to get up.

It didn't take the band long to notice this and offer their encouragement: "Yeah - you with the long hair - come on dance with the lady!"

"Long Hair?" Me? - Thats a first - I still kinda figured it was rather short... "mid-length" maybe... but it suddenly dawned on me that other people actually consider my hair to be long... so its UnOfficial, I'm now a "longhair"!

To finish the story, my brother burst out laughing inexplicably at the "long hair" comment. I guess he had never though of me as a longhair either. And I never did get up to dance.

Dunno if anyone is really interested, its just another one of those whacky realisations and experiences I thought I'd share.


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