Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by The Rev on October 23, 2002 at 09:57:15: Previous Next
In Reply to: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 09:24:42:
: Thinking about it...
: He lives in the jungle with smelly beasts and NO...
: shampoo & his loincloth always looks ragged...
: and rotten too.
: And yet the audience loves him & Jane never seems to
: be in any rush to get away.......he..he
: Anyway, it seems that people NEVER think of Tarzan's hair as
: being anything but clean.
: How come?
He mixes his own organic shampoos from berries and herbs and stuff. The rotten loin cloth is another matter. As for Jane, who can say? Some chicks just like "musky" guys.
:|
The Rev
why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ?...see!!!
Posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 15:42:29: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by The Rev on October 23, 2002 at 09:57:15:
He mixes his own organic shampoos from berries and herbs and stuff. The rotten loin cloth is another matter. As for Jane, who can say? Some chicks just like "musky" guys. ~The Rev
See what I mean...TARZAN has it ALL...
including BiG, calloused knuckles...
BUT you NEVER do see any bruises!!!!!!!!
Re: why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ?...see!!!
Posted by SkOot on October 31, 2002 at 18:51:30: Previous NextIn Reply to: why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ?...see!!! posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 15:42:29:
In the Disney one, it looks like Tarzan's hair has become knotted into almost dreadlocks.
And the I assume that he'd no longer get bruises since his toughened skin is used to being dragged across the floor... Or something...
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by tarzan on November 07, 2002 at 01:20:57: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by The Rev on October 23, 2002 at 09:57:15:
he only wears the loincloth when there are animators hangin around...
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by Bill on October 23, 2002 at 11:20:20: Previous Next
In Reply to: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 09:24:42:
:
: Thinking about it...
: He lives in the jungle with smelly beasts and NO...
: shampoo & his loincloth always looks ragged...
: and rotten too.
: And yet the audience loves him & Jane never seems to
: be in any rush to get away.......he..he
: Anyway, it seems that people NEVER think of Tarzan's hair as
: being anything but clean.
: How come?
It does rain a lot in the jungle. Rain and scalp oil are nature's shampoo and conditioner. He probably let Jane's fingers do the combing. :-)
But what always amazed me was how Lorenzo Lamas ("Reno" in Renegade) could dismount his motorcycle after a helmet-free highway road trip and walk away with impeccably unruffled hair.
Of course, both of these longhairs shared a means not at our everyday disposal - frequent trips to "the make-up van". :-)
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by Who cares? on October 23, 2002 at 14:31:44: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by Bill on October 23, 2002 at 11:20:20:
: But what always amazed me was how Lorenzo Lamas ("Reno" in Renegade) could dismount his motorcycle after a helmet-free highway road trip and walk away with impeccably unruffled hair.
LOL, he is like the guys in these SciFi movies or series, which are lightyears away from the next human outpost, but even in the heaviest battle, they still have perfectly looking hair.
(Farscape, some StarTrek (NG, DS9, VOY) Episodes, etc.)
TARZAN ?..don't forget the ONIONs!
Posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 15:48:53: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by Bill on October 23, 2002 at 11:20:20:
: Rain and scalp oil are nature's shampoo and conditioner. ~BillAdd ONIONs to the MiX to keep those inevitable parasites AWAY!!
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by hippiesucker on October 23, 2002 at 18:06:48: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by Bill on October 23, 2002 at 11:20:20:
: But what always amazed me was how Lorenzo Lamas ("Reno" in Renegade) could dismount his motorcycle after a helmet-free highway road trip and walk away with impeccably unruffled hair.
Too bad Lorenzo Lamas gave in and cut his beautiful locks... Anyone seen him now??? Saw something on "Celebrity Justice" an ET type show, where he's going through a nasty divorce.... I was surprised to see that...
he's a shorthair now.... what could have been going through his mind?????? He was so much hunkier with longhair, and never seemed to have a problem getting parts with it long!!!! Rob/hippiesucker
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by T a r i k h on October 24, 2002 at 16:01:26: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by Bill on October 23, 2002 at 11:20:20:
Hi,
Hey that`s true, how come his (Reno) hair is never undone after the Harley ride ?
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by Karsten on October 23, 2002 at 12:05:40: Previous Next
In Reply to: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 09:24:42:
his loincloth always looks ragged...
and rotten too.
So...what's so bad about wearing a ragged and rotten loincloth? :)
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by The Rev on October 23, 2002 at 13:05:33: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by Karsten on October 23, 2002 at 12:05:40:
: So...what's so bad about wearing a ragged and rotten loincloth? :)
The smell. Unwashed leather and sweaty nuggets: a scary combo.
The Rev
BTW, cool site. I never knew there was a whole Loincloth "community" out there. Ain't this a great time to be alive?
:D
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by Karsten on October 23, 2002 at 22:04:32: Previous NextIn Reply to: Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by The Rev on October 23, 2002 at 13:05:33:
BTW, cool site. I never knew there was a whole Loincloth "community" out there. Ain't this a great time to be alive?Thanks for taking the time to give my site a look. It's alot of time and work but seem to be appreciated by those of us who have had an interest in loincloths since childhood but always thought that "I was the ONLY one with this desire...and it's WRONG!" Turns out "we are NOT alone"!
Much like this board and site, it serves it's purpose.
Thanks again!
Karsten
Re: TARZAN's HAIR IS CLEAN ???
Posted by Hair Religion on October 23, 2002 at 13:35:01: Previous Next
In Reply to: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 09:24:42:
It's not. At least it wouldn't be if he were real. Neither would Sheena's hair be clean. No makeup, no neatly trimmed hairstyles, probability of vermon living in their hair and parasites living in their bodies. One broken leg out or other mild to serious injury in the jungle and they would die from it. Etc., etc.
Re: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ???
Posted by Trarzan on October 24, 2002 at 12:49:18: Previous Next
In Reply to: ...why is TARZAN 's HAIR CLEAN ??? posted by LucksKind on October 23, 2002 at 09:24:42:
Maybe its because he swims everyday. I live on a small sailboat usually in the bahamas and have very long thick blond hair and usually if i wear any thing at all it will be just a g-string therefore i get called tarzan a lot. I take as a compliment for my perfect life style. although my boat carrys little water my hair if always clean because i swim daily-just a little salty.